Friday
Dec232011

December 23, 2011—10:37 AM

Breakfast of Champions!

I hate morning and I'm feeling a little fuzzy and dazed today. Could it have been those 27 beers I drank yesterday? Only my hairdresser knows for sure and I've got her tied up under the bed. Okay time to drink some diet Mountain Dew and work out the kinks in my neck. Ray Davies bothers me all day and all of the night! Be back in a while. Happy Friday!

Thursday
Dec222011

Goodnight, everybody...

Thursday
Dec222011

Peoria...

Here's the puddle-jumper to Peoria. I like to call these planes, the "Buddy Holly Specials."

Head towards the lights, Luke!

And here's my ride home! I'll log back in later!

Thursday
Dec222011

Chicago...

The valium I put in my neighbors drinks worked wonderful! I had peace and quiet the whole flight to Chicago!

Obligatory shot of fat guy with a bald patch lovingly cradling an iPad.

Festive and blustring scenery in Chicago's O'Hare airport.

Thursday
Dec222011

@GENE...

 

Good idea!

Thursday
Dec222011

Baby in Bar Alert...

Babies don't belong in bars unless they're on the menu. Grilled onions and baby...mmm, mmm good!

Thursday
Dec222011

The Bar...

And here we are at the bar. Time for a drink or twelve.

Here's Francoise the bartender. I wish I knew how to spell his name, but at this point it's too late to worry.

Cheers, let's hope I don't get arrested this flight!

Thursday
Dec222011

The Food Court at La Guardia Airport...

This couple are laughing and having a whale of a good time at the food court in La Guardia Airport. He's eating black bean soup and it's 8:30 in the morning. Freak!

Look, she's checking him for fleas.

Okay, this is how nuts I am. It's going on 9:00 AM and my flight doesn't take off till around noon. I was afraid if I left around 10:00 AM I might get stuck in traffic. Anyway, here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.

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