New York City Bound

Okay, I just settled in and the old couple next to me is eating a huge bag of McDonald's and really stinking the joint up. I think I smell McRib in the air and I'm about to heave.

I don't like my in-flight neighbor. I said hi to him and he didn't look up from his texting device. Asshole.

I'd like to slice off his ear, deep fry it and then serve it to him like a potato chip with a hearing drum inside of it. But that's just me. I wish the beverage cart would get here.

Comments

[Professor Dungpie.]

I don't fly often but when i do, I feel like i'm in hell! I don't like being that close to other people and i usually have very bad gas from too much party the night before! I'm sure that you found this post to be facinating!

[Jason]

God that is so disgusting bringing McDonald's onto a plane! What obnoxious jerks.

[Marty After Dark]

@Professer Dungpie: Ha ha ha! I'm the same way!

@Jason: It stunk the whole flight, I would've preferred to smell Professor Dungpie's gas!

[Goggla]

Jeez, I can't believe they allow stinky McD's on the plane. And a MERRY CHRISTMAS to that jerk who can't be bothered.

Welcome back!

[Marty After Dark]

@Goggla: The last few years, this is happening more and more. Thanks, it's good to be back in NYC!