New York City Bound

Okay, I just settled in and the old couple next to me is eating a huge bag of McDonald's and really stinking the joint up. I think I smell McRib in the air and I'm about to heave.

I don't like my in-flight neighbor. I said hi to him and he didn't look up from his texting device. Asshole.

I'd like to slice off his ear, deep fry it and then serve it to him like a potato chip with a hearing drum inside of it. But that's just me. I wish the beverage cart would get here.