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Eye Opener

Okay, I'm heading back to New York City and here we are at the Greater Peoria Airport.

Look, it's a big tractor.

Hmm...the bar!

And here's the white, marble-topped bar. A couple years ago I got in a spot of trouble in the Cincinnati airport after imbibing beer all day during a failed trip home and I ended up spending the night in the Boone County Jail. Ever since my mom worries about me when I'm traveling and I promised her I wouldn't drink any beer till I got back to my apartment in New York.

So I'm drinking vodka all day. Cheers and I'll be back in a bit. Unless I get arrested.

Reader Comments (11)

But liquor Is quicker. Let's both have one for Cheetah, RIP.


December 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterduncester


December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFat Al

Vodka/Tonic/Lime .... very refreshing .....

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

@Duncester: Ha ha ha! Great clip, thanks! To Cheetah!

@Fat Al: Cheers!

@GENE: The breakfast of champions!

December 28, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

The tractor brought back memories of Caterpillar Tractor...back in the day, Caterpillar was THE COMPANY TO WORK FOR if you lived in Peoria. Is that still the case?

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJaws the Cabbie

@Jaws: It still is, if Caterpillar ever leaves, this town becomes a ghost town for sure!

December 28, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

MAAAAAAARTTYYY! Hammer down that Vodka chief! You can be a one-man wrecking crew in the Peoria airport. Marty is the best, fuck all the rest!!

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterReggie Thistleton

ahhahhahahahhaha!!! You little trickster!!! Hope you've had a safe trip home!!

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay

Since this is the Peoria airport, he probably has a lay-over somewhere, which means more opportunity for Marty to OWN airport bars today. TEAR EM UP FROM THE GREAT PLAINS TO THE EAST COAST! Shine on, Marty. Shine on!

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAl Czervik

@Reggie: Thank you sir and cheers to you!

@Lindsay: Even if it's not safe, I'll be feeling no pain!

@Al Czervik: Thank you, my good man, I'm shining like a new dime!

December 28, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

If you want to get arrested in grand fashion, that bulldozer + eye-opener could be your ticket to News at 11 immortality.

December 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

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