Last week while walking home from my parents hotel I was walking through Times Square and saw an abomination a store that I had no idea existed. It’s a store called M&M’s World and it’s a store that is three floors high and sells nothing but M&M candy and accessories. Yes, Virginia, M&M’s now come with accessories...at least at this store. I thought this would be a perfect Times Square place to play...Tourist Trap OR A Place That’s Actually Worth Checking Out.
And we're off. Goddamn, it's cold out for May.
Fuck, it's after 11:00 o'clock at night and it's as bright as daytime here with all the lights. I hate it here!
Did I mention I hate it here? Oh, good.
And here we are, the M&M...and M&M and M store. Mmmmm.
Three floors of shopping!
They've got t-shirts on the first floor.
And on the second floor they've got...t-shirts.
And on the third floor...more t-shirts! Where the fuck is the candy in this place?
This guy has a vested interest in the t-shirts! I'm cracking myself up over here!
M&M coke spoons! Great...but I want candy!
Ask and ye shall receive. Vats of the elusive M&M candies.
Another satisfied customer.
She stocked up. If she only knew she could get the same product at the Duane Reade a block away at half the price.
Goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow after dark.
Tourist Trap OR A Place That’s Actually Worth Checking Out?
Shit I forgot to get a souvenir...wait, I know...
I'd rather buy my M&M's from this guy, anyway.
1600 Broadway (Between 48th & 49th St)
Bonus Facebook Update Found By "Boris!"
"Boris" found this timely update on facebook the other day. It kind of tells it's own story, thanks Daddio!
Bonus Jaws Art
Jaws combined the worlds of Wall Drug and the M&M World below. Thanks, Jaws!