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April 30, 2011

Okay, usually I do the midnight movie thing on Fridays, but I’m busy with my parents in town and don’t have time to do it tonight, so I thought I’d just take pictures on my walk to their hotel today in midtown. One of the things I love about New York is just walking around and looking at all the sights, signs and people. So here we go.

And here we go, straight up 6th Avenue to midtown.

This guy's a regular in the neighborhood. He dresses up in newspaper and asks for money. I gave him two bucks and took this picture.

I like the back of this woman's head. I've been following her for three blocks now.

Okay, I'm officially in love with the back of her head. The back of her head is the Jodie Foster to my inner Travis Bickle. All of a sudden I feel like shooting a pimp and getting a mohawk. You talkin' to me?

Sadly she just turned the corner and now I'm stuck looking at this truck. Sob!

Indians!

How true! Cocaine and mescaline immediately come to mind.

The Walking Man.

No food, no drink, no pet...I ain't got no cigarettes!

I wonder how much things cost in this store?

Cheap Trick Nail Alert!

Smell the glove.

What a bold-faced lie!

Elvis on 43rd Street.

A texting woman in Starbucks. Sad.

For my Brazilian friends, I salute you!

Friar...

Paris...

Okay, this concludes our NYC walking tour. I'm almost to my parent's hotel. I hope you enjoyed it.

Obligatory goofy hotel elevator mirror shot! Goodnight everybody and see you tomorrow, after dark.

Further reading: Big Onion, Walking Tours Manhattan, Uncle Sam’s New York and Walking Man.

You might also like: Frisky Business, Risky Business and Risk.

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I didn’t know just what to do,
So I whispered, “I love you.”

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i love the link you put up after the woman turned the corner! perfect video for your sadness and sobbing. lol!

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterrita r.

OK I waited all morning for this , & I am disappointed !!!
Just joking , Hi Marty''s Parents !!!

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZioumZioum's Man

The video with Paris Hilton and Ellen was great. It was hilarious and check out the shoes in that girls closet. Paris,,nice being rich, right? Lots of great videos today, classic Jack in Easy Rider, "to old DH lawrence" nick, nick, nick,,,,INDIANS. great post Marty

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAl

@rita r: I'm still sobbing!

@ZioumZioum's Man: Give me a break, this shit is free, you will take what I give you and enjoy it! I'll tell my parents you said hi!

@Al: I'm glad YOU appreciate this! That's my favorite scene from Easy Rider, need to do that as a midnight movie soon!

April 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

I wonder if that newspaper guy is related to Cardboard Man ? !!!

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

I dont want to think about the lunk with tuck shirt and his much smaller girlfriend.. she looked pretty from the back..maybe he has money.
I love your mum and dad.. hope you had a good time..

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGidgie

I said I was just joking , bitch .

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZioumZioum's Man

I kept expecting to see John Voight with a cowboy hat with Dustin Hoffman limping along at his side...."People WALKING heah!"....it was the only thing missing.

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJaws the Cabbie

@GENE: Ha! Maybe it's his cousin!

@Gidgie: "maybe he has money" Ha ha ha! That cracked me up! And yes, we're having a great time!

@ZioumZioum's Man: I was just joking too, you bigger bitch.

@Jaws: Ha! I'll have to remember that for the next tour!

April 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

Thanks for the tour. Have a fun night with the parental units. Ellen is the only one that could make watching Paris bearable. I wish my life was exciting enough to start a Cougar Club. Nice to see a healthy self esteem on someone :)

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkari

Coincidentally, I'm on $39.00 worth of mescaline, so I'm really getting a kick out of this post!

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHarry

@kari: Thanks! I feel sorry for the cougar's kids. They're really going to be ridiculed now!

@Harry: Don't bogart that mescaline!

@kari and Harry: If you two merged into one being, your name would be Harry Kari! I'm cracking myself up over here!

April 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

Except my name isn't pronounced Carrie :) Sorry to ruin the rhyme

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkari

@kari: Well, you're going to have to change the way your name sounds. I will not have that joke ruined because of such a minor technicality!

Or maybe Harry will change his name to Hari.

April 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

I think Harry should do that. Everyone loves a Hari Krishna!

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkari

Are Hindu deities becoming a regular motif here?

If I worked at the $39 shoe store, every time someone bought a pair I would ask for $78 cash.

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

I'm easy,,,

At the risk of sounding like Capt. Hair Splitter: it's Hare

Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Hare Hare
Hare Rama
Hare Rama
Rama Rama
Hare Hare

Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang
Do-lang, do-lang

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHarry

I feel as though I have been lied to by the internet. But how could the internet be wrong? I think I'll go with Hare Kari, because this Hari Kari is something I want no part of.

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkari

Harry Caray?

April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

nice walk...have never obsessed 'bout the back of a women's head...great links...that nighcap made me feel very old...

To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo.
Valerie Solanas

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April 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterraginrr

@csp: It appears they are!

@Hare: Rama-lama-ding-dong!

@kari: I agree.

@csp: Harry Caray is dead. He committed Harry Reasoner.

@rr: I feel old too...oh, wait, it's because I am! Scary quote from a scary woman! Just ask Andy!

April 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

gotta stir the pot once in a while...

rr

May 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterraginrr

@rr: I hear you, I'm stirring it right now!

May 1, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

I love the newspaper guy. I've sat next to him a bunch of times, in various subway stations (4th. 14th mostly) & it's amazing watching him put his look together. Good for you for taking a picture - I was always too shy to ask him. You're an inspiration, Marty!

May 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteronemorefoldedsunset

I love the walking tour! GO INDIANS! GO CLEVELAND! GO BROWNS!

May 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBiff

@onemorefoldedsunset: He was funny, kind of business-like about it. I gave him two bucks and asked if I could take his picture and he said, "Okay, but make it quick, I'm working here." Ha!

@Biff: GO BROWNS!

May 1, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

Little Brazil!!! I'm feeling home now!!!! =]

May 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGui_Stecher

@Gue Stecher: I was thinking of you when I saw that sign!

May 2, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

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