October 29, 2011
Yesterday, Gene from the BBC, left this comment: “I miss the Fortress of Solitude that the Papaya is...” It made me realize I hadn’t been there in quite some time. It’s a good night to go, it’s Friday, it’s unseasonably cold outside (it’s supposed to snow on Saturday, to quote Gene again: UFB!) and it’s a perfect night to chill out at the Fortress of Solitude. This one’s for you Gene, so don’t blame me, Al! (I put a Neil Young song up as a consolation prize for Al!)
And we're off, just a short walk to Penn Station. It's not as cold as last night and no rain, which is a relief. However tomorrow it's supposed to go down to freezing temperatures and mixed rain and snow. I may have to bust out my winter coat for Cheeseburger Saturday Night!
Since we were just here last night, I thought I'd use a different entrance, so we have a little variety in the pictures.
Nice to see this fellow standing stationary on the escalator. Maybe people are finally learning, but I doubt it.
Hudson News, I think I'll stop and get a magazine to read at the Fortress of Solitude.
It's a crowded night here with people coming and going and standing around.
Wow, the Powerball is over 200 million!
If there's no post tomorrow, you'll know these numbers came up and I threw my computer out the window.
And now, let's pause for a David Gates moment.
The Papaya sign is covered up with a banner, that kind of sucks.
I was a little afraid they took the Papaya Dog sign down, but here it is, behind the banner.
And here's our friend behind the counter, getting ready to serve up the ususal...
Giganzo beer and a hotdog with mustard (apologies to Britta and Kari, but I gotta go with mustard on the dog!)
Gumby's all settled in.
Here's the view from where I sit. I've already wolfed the dog down, so let's enjoy the magazine and the beer.
I got a copy of Life & Style. The cover story was about Demi Moore starving herself. Her arms aren't quite as scary as Madonna's, but they're getting there. The headline reads: "Starving To Keep Her Man." Personally I would've gone with: "Moore Is Less," but what do I know?
I'm amazed, I got all the way to page six before running into a photo of one of the Kardashians. The weekly magazines are obsessed with them. In fact I'm going to flip through and see how many photos there are of each Kardashian in this issue. Give me a couple minutes here. (Time goes by.) Okay, I'm back and here's the official Kardashian Kountdown: There's five pictures each of Kim and Khloe and Kourtney has four. So, there!
And just in case Lux Living stops by...Lady Gaga?
And two words can sum those perks up: Breast Feeding!
Here's a subscription ad with a cover from a week ago. Within the cover line a confused Kim Kardashian asks: "What Have I Done?" Well, Kim, from what I can see you've turned your massive tits and ass into a multimillion dollar corporation, but outside of that, you really haven't done a whole hell of a lot. Anyway, you go girl! And keep on going...a little farther, okay, don't let the door smack that giant-million dollar ass of yours on the way out. Goodnight everybody and see you tomorrow after dark.
Further reading: MAD, Time Out New York and 365 Bars (I forgot I went there on the bar crawl, it came up on a Google search!)
The old man is dressed in white clothes,
Everybody says he's mad,
No one knows the things that he knows.
(Surprise link...click on it...I dare you!)
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Bonus Separated At Birth Photos by The Duncester!
After seeing the pop up photo of William Shatner in yesterday's post, The Duncester found a photo of Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in the 1986 movie, "Big Trouble in Little China." Beautiful "Separated At Birth" moment, Duncester, thanks for sending it in!
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Reader Comments (15)
I'm sleepin' in every hallway
I just can't accept the stares
I'm using too many covers
I'm warm now so I don't care.
Thanks for Neil,,,and the little girl in the surprise link,,,,she don't like papaya dog,,,lol
They say the lottery is a tax on the stupid. Color me stupid.
Ahh Papaya. I love the vision of you sitting in there reading Life & Style. Next time you should get a copy of O. I get the feeling that secretly you love the Kardashians.
@Al: No, problem, happy to put up a Neil toon for you. That surprise link photo crack me up too!
@csp: Color me likewise! I hope the numbers come up!
@kari: I don't know if I could force myself to buy O, but I'll give it a try! And I think I watched about two minutes of the Kardashian show on E! and I gagged worse than eating that "rib" sandwich from 7-11!
I think I might have gone with the amazing, incredible $5.99 six ounce burger myself, find out if it's worth all the promo....Madonna REALLY got herself a pair of scary goddamn arms, now how the hell did THAT happen?
Say now...is Ashton Kutcher into scary goddamn Halloween skeleton sex now or what?
@Jaws: I don't know what the deal is with Madonna's arms, but since she's the Material Girl, she may want to think about putting material around them and covering them up!
Awesome ! Great to see The Fortress again ! ... but that banner out front has to go !
@GENE: Agreed, hope that thing is gone the next time I go!
hahahaha!!! Moore is less!! Badaboom! I see now that the magazine world couldn't handle a rogue such as yourself.
@Clacky: Thanks! I was pleased with that headline as well, great to see you back here! How was Thailand?
Yay! That's the first Fortress visit since we went in September-I think it was getting lonely!
@Britta: It was an overdue visit for sure!
For your information, big black nerd glasses are back in style (don't ask me how I know that).
@Biff: I never knew they went out of style!